Current Roster
DrZoidberg's Team
| Name | Pos | Height | Weight | Bid Amount |
| Chris Paul | PG | 6-0 | 175 | $682 |
| Mike Miller | SG | 6-8 | 218 | $188 |
| Tyson Chandler | C | 7-1 | 235 | $94 |
| Wally Szczerbiak | SG | 6-7 | 240 | $38 |
| Drew Gooden | PF | 6-10 | 250 | $8 |
| Bobby Jackson | SG | 6-1 | 185 | $4 |
| Josh Boone | C | 6-10 | 237 | $3 |
| Al Thornton | SF | 6-8 | 220 | $1 |
- Andre Iguodala sold by DrZoidberg to SteelersDMW for $310
- Chris Mihm cut by DrZoidberg, who bought him for $3
| Name | Pos | Height | Weight | Bid | Sell Price |
| LaMarcus Aldridge | PF | 6-11 | 240 | $35 | $252 |
| Carmelo Anthony | SF | 6-8 | 230 | $232 | $429 |
| Trevor Ariza | SF | 6-8 | 210 | $0 | $166 |
| Renaldo Balkman | PF | 6-8 | 208 | $41 | $80 |
| Leandro Barbosa | SG | 6-3 | 202 | $44 | $193 |
| Andris Biedrins | C | 6-11 | 240 | $4 | $153 |
| Matt Bonner | PF | 6-10 | 240 | $3 | $65 |
| Kobe Bryant | SG | 6-6 | 205 | $282 | $562 |
| Vince Carter | SG | 6-6 | 220 | $147 | $288 |
| Luol Deng | SF | 6-9 | 220 | $40 | $130 |
| Boris Diaw | PF | 6-8 | 235 | $22 | $158 |
| Tim Duncan | C | 6-11 | 260 | $412 | $582 |
| Mike Dunleavy | SF | 6-9 | 230 | $8 | $91 |
| Jeff Foster | C | 6-11 | 250 | $31 | $131 |
| Marc Gasol | C | 7-1 | 265 | $44 | $107 |
| Eric Gordon | SG | 6-3 | 222 | $88 | $154 |
| Dwight Howard | C | 6-11 | 265 | $656 | $691 |
| Josh Howard | SF | 6-7 | 210 | $0 | $224 |
| Andre Iguodala | SG | 6-6 | 207 | $289 | $310 |
| Stephen Jackson | SF | 6-8 | 215 | $22 | $182 |
| Yi Jianlian | PF | 7-0 | 238 | $0 | $75 |
| Jason Maxiell | PF | 6-7 | 260 | $3 | $11 |
| Yao Ming | C | 7-6 | 310 | $232 | $479 |
| Dirk Nowitzki | PF | 7-0 | 245 | $313 | $470 |
| Jermaine ONeal | C | 6-11 | 258 | $3 | $1 |
| Tony Parker | PG | 6-2 | 180 | $177 | $389 |
| Kendrick Perkins | C | 6-10 | 280 | $147 | $202 |
| Mickael Pietrus | SG | 6-6 | 215 | $31 | $136 |
| Joel Przybilla | C | 7-1 | 245 | $77 | $78 |
| Anthony Randolph | SF | 6-10 | 210 | $9 | $108 |
| Brandon Roy | SG | 6-6 | 211 | $482 | $517 |
| Peja Stojakovic | SF | 6-10 | 229 | $76 | $189 |
| Charlie Villanueva | PF | 6-11 | 232 | $2 | $188 |
| Sasha Vujacic | SG | 6-7 | 205 | $8 | $12 |
| Dwyane Wade | SG | 6-4 | 216 | $144 | $676 |
| Marvin Williams | SF | 6-9 | 240 | $88 | $160 |
| Brandan Wright | SF | 6-10 | 210 | $1 | $12 |
| Thaddeus Young | SF | 6-8 | 220 | $36 | $163 |